Monday, August 11, 2008

Voice Mail Messages

Hey it's ______
Sorry you can't get through
Leave your name and number
and I'll get back to you.

Hello. I'm _____'s answering machine.
What are you?

Hi this is you know who, and I'm not you know where.
So please leave a message.

Hi. Do you ever feel like your head is full of sand? Not your regular sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were, I don't know, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand?? Well sometimes I do. Bye.

Me no here.
Me go bye.
Leave me message.
Me reply.

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